You know what? Don’t buy this fine all-purpose 22 LR ammo by Federal Premium.

If nobody orders it, then maybe the BulkAmmo.com top brass will let the faithful employees have some for free. Everyone in our warehouse would appreciate this ammo’s hollow point bullets, which deal the kind of damage that puts down small game in a hurry. Everyone in bookkeeping would love the bullets’ copper plating, which makes lead fouling less of an issue. And our customer service team members can’t get enough of the 36 grain bullet’s flat trajectory.

We have just been informed that BulkAmmo.com employees cannot have unsold ammo for free. Since that’s the case, we hope you’ll get a real kick out of this ammo’s uniform cases and overall lengths, as well as its clean-igniting primers and propellant. Or you know what? We’ll just use our own money to order a case of Minnesota-made varmint and target ammo for ourselves. We should have thought of that sooner!