This is the story of Sorry Johnny. One day Johnny’s friends pulled up to his house with freshly polished AR-15 rifles in tow. “Get in the car, loser,” they said to Johnny in that good-natured fashion friends rib each other in. “We’re going target shooting and varmint hunting.”

“Alas,” spoke Johnny. “I cannot join you, for I foolishly neglected to order Winchester Universal Game & Target 223 Remington ammunition from BulkAmmo.com. I lack the American-made quality of Winchester’s 55 grain boat tail hollow point – a bullet which may lack the terminal fragmentation to deliver truly dramatic kills on varmints, but which boasts the velocity retention and balance it needs to score pinpoint varmint-shots. That very same bullet would have served me heroically at the target range as well. But of what use is that to me now? Winchester’s reloadable brass-cased noncorrosive, nonmagnetic goodness may as well be a million miles away.”

“It’s OK, Johnny,” Johnny’s friends all rang out in unison. “We ordered a case of Winchester Universal Game & Target 223 Remington ammunition from BulkAmmo.com for you last week. Happy birthday!”

“You guys!” said Johnny, fighting back tears of joy. “Your fraternal magnanimity truly knows no bounds. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart. And thank you, too, BulkAmmo.com!”